Category: poetry

  • A present from me

    Who needs a present? When alls said and doneYou can give a great gift and infect everyone.It’s winter you numptys, just go get your shot.The flu or the booster, they’re free! Get the lot.I’m no anti-Vaxer, conspiracy twat!It’s just common sense (and I’m sure you’ve got that)So spare us a lockdown and shit Christmas Day,You… →