I feel poorly

I’m a man with a plan, let me try, if I can, to regale you with stories of mirth. But you’ll see part of me that that will fill up with glee as I take you from concept to birth. To be real? That’s the deal as I try to reveal my most darkest of … More I feel poorly

Free speech?

Fashion sense? A hit or miss? Let’s cut our jeans, let’s take the piss. The tightest trouser we can wear So all can see our pubic hair Let’s plaster make up thick as paint Your skin can’t breathe but you’ll not faint We’ll make our faces pale as fuck And do that pout, you know..The … More Free speech?

Box the day

It’s Boxing Day and do you know? It’s isn’t freezing, there is no snow Just rain and cloud. A miserable day! A total bust is all Ill say! When I was young we had 12 inches We’re filled with Santa’s, not shit grinches The lamplights toned the snow all yellow And Santa’s fat! A jolly … More Box the day

Hard core Amazonian

To deal with e-commerce, you court death indeed. unparalleled bullshit, unscrupulous greed. The faceless uncaring, the eyes in the skies, with their in build deception, and gratuitous lies. To keep or send back all the shit you’ve been conned into buying, your temper has gone way beyond what you thought was a rational or irksome … More Hard core Amazonian

Swipe Right

Swipe right, I’m sure all contacts gone, No first date nerves, no sly ‘C’mon’ She’s got the app, she must be game! I’ll just swipe left, they’re all the same. A common thread connects our ‘likes’ We love outdoors and mountain bikes, To take long walks and catch the sun Whilst holding hands and having … More Swipe Right

What is abuse?

Strap in guys. This is a serious one today. People who put things inside kids, abuse? Of course it it. Sick fucks who propel the internet looking for Child Porn. Peodophiles who hang around schools and playgrounds (when they haven’t any kids of their own….but sometimes they have) it’s not confined to men of course. … More What is abuse?