A present from me

Who needs a present? When alls  said and done
You can give a great gift and infect everyone.
It’s winter you numptys, just go get your shot.
The flu or the booster, they’re free! Get the lot.

I’m no anti-Vaxer, conspiracy twat!
It’s just common sense (and I’m sure you’ve got that)
So spare us a lockdown and shit Christmas Day,
You can sort yourself out or this won’t go away!!

My last word on this as I’m starting to tire
Of nunchucks who swim in conspiracy mire.
You’ll whinge in the summer… restricted you’ll be.
Not joining the free folk on beaches… like me.