It’s sounds so absurd
but you know, I’ve just heard
that a man can give birth to a child.
Now don’t call me simple
although I’m still single
the notion of this drives me wild.
Don’t know how this started
I think my brain farted.
Has mankind just gave up its ghost?
It sounds too fantastic,
I’m so apoplectic
allow me some lines to riposte.
There’s only two genders
that live on this rock,
and that’s those with the balls
and those not.
If you’re female
your chromosomes give you your sex.
if you’re X’Y then you have a cock.

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