It’s winter! For fuck sake,
Now what are you doing?
Wearing those shorts
Looking cool whilst you’re chewing
An old stick of gum
As you’re walking your hound.
Well you look like a TWAT
As the pavement you pound.

It’s winter! For fuck sake,
Now what are you doing?
Wearing those shorts
Looking cool whilst you’re chewing
An old stick of gum
As you’re walking your hound.
Well you look like a TWAT
As the pavement you pound.