It’s the little things that piss me off.
Some old cunt sneezes
Some young twat coughs.
Then they look at me as though I’m Satan
Sans the mask, theres no protest I’m making.
Also driving up me arse
Leave a gap of at least two cars
If you want the stuff that’s in me boot
Just pull beside and give a toot.
If you’ve a kid remember this
They’re quite important, don’t take the piss
Put down your phone while out with them
Or dead on roads they may become.
Slow old cunts should step aside
home in bed’s where they should hide
Watching shite that sells them coffins
Not shuffling, it’s MY air you’re robbing
Chunky monkeys dripping sweat
Its not your glands you sad fat git
Stop wearing Lycra trousers please
And let your fannies catch a breeze
Shits with dogs who won’t stop barking
All day all night, it’s quite alarming.
Take it in and give it love
No quite like that. That’s porn you perv
Now kids with prams,You’ve got your house
You’ve plagued the country like a louse
So stop extended line advances
Let people by, or give them chances.
I know I’ve loads more for my ire
I know that I would set on fire
Most everyone I meet each day
I’ll drink me coffee, be on me way.