It’s the little things that piss me off.Some old cunt sneezesSome young twat coughs.Then they look at me as though I’m SatanSans the mask, theres no protest I’m making. Also driving up me arseLeave a gap of at least two carsIf you want the stuff that’s in me bootJust pull beside and give a toot.If…
It’s the little things that piss me off. Some old cunt sneezes Some young twat coughs. Then they look at me as though I’m Satan Sans the mask, theres no protest I’m making.
Also driving up me arse Leave a gap of at least two cars If you want the stuff that’s in me boot Just pull beside and give a toot.
If you’ve a kid remember this They’re quite important, don’t take the piss Put down your phone while out with them Or dead on roads they may become.
Slow old cunts should step aside home in bed’s where they should hide Watching shite that sells them coffins Not shuffling, it’s MY air you’re robbing
Chunky monkeys dripping sweat Its not your glands you sad fat git Stop wearing Lycra trousers please And let your fannies catch a breeze
Shits with dogs who won’t stop barking All day all night, it’s quite alarming. Take it in and give it love No quite like that. That’s porn you perv
Now kids with prams,You’ve got your house You’ve plagued the country like a louse So stop extended line advances Let people by, or give them chances.
I know I’ve loads more for my ire I know that I would set on fire Most everyone I meet each day I’ll drink me coffee, be on me way.
Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.
Dec247h 
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