Jack the Twat!

I love him. He’s fun. And he’s always the one who can push all my buttons at once.
I’ll play with this daft cunt as long as I can, coz I know that he’ll make me a dunce.

I’ll start off me evening so bored out me wits and head off to me optic for fun. An hour or so and I’m fucked off me tits while I’m lovingly licking a gun.

My old mates all fret as I log on the net for intelligent chat and such like.
Yet I’m so fucking chuffed that I can’t talk to them, nor even can switch on me Mike.

You see; Jacks a cunt with his caramel taste that goes well with two ice cubes and coke. But after a litre of rotting me brain all me evening plans go up in smoke!

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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