Jack the Twat!

I love him. He’s fun. And he’s always the one who can push all my buttons at once.I’ll play with this daft cunt as long as I can, coz I know that he’ll make me a dunce.I’ll start off me evening so bored out me wits and head off to me optic for fun. An… 

I love him. He’s fun. And he’s always the one who can push all my buttons at once.
I’ll play with this daft cunt as long as I can, coz I know that he’ll make me a dunce.

I’ll start off me evening so bored out me wits and head off to me optic for fun. An hour or so and I’m fucked off me tits while I’m lovingly licking a gun.

My old mates all fret as I log on the net for intelligent chat and such like.
Yet I’m so fucking chuffed that I can’t talk to them, nor even can switch on me Mike.

You see; Jacks a cunt with his caramel taste that goes well with two ice cubes and coke. But after a litre of rotting me brain all me evening plans go up in smoke!

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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