What’s all this God bollocks anyway?

I won’t say I’m God. So, just take my word,that I’m awesome and I don’t know why!
If you have a bad day then just look up and say, ‘I am perfect. You can’t make me cry’

It’s no fuckers rite to get you uptight through religion or cash in their bank.
So hold your head high and let them slide by with an air of ‘I don’t give a wank!’

This isn’t a troll; I’m just keen to extol, a feeling of inner self calm.
So if some funny cunt wants to fuck up your day, just threaten to snap off their arms.

I may be the last person trusted to give any happy advice to the masses; 
But please be assured that I’m changing my tune.
(I hope I change back as time passes)