COVID? FML

Who’s to say that from today 
This covid has fucked off?
Folk shit their pants
If there’s a chance
When some cunt has a cough.

I laugh inside. My time I’ll bide.
But wear a mask I shall.
Coz sweaty fatty horrid cunts
Are walking round this mall.

If one more cunt Wafts off in front
Of me whilst I’m sat down.
I’ll fucking scream
I’ll make a scene
Then fuck of out this town!