Dry fucked

Have you ever been fingered and no lube is used?
I feel that today I’ve been somewhat abused.
A half a ton fee to send parcels abroad.
It’s just twice the price of the contents (oh lord).

I voted for Brexit to cut all our ties
From Eurocrats, Germans, the French and their fries.
So why do I feel that we’re paying a fine?
To those fucking wank foreign cunts over the brine.

So now I’ve conceded our governments wank.
Who shuffles your cash to the IMF bank.
Yes Merkal would make her own Führer so proud.
They’ve taken there continent under their cloud

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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