The walking fed

Fashion sense? In my defence is nothing more than a huge expense. The clothes I wear make me feel good. You know the way that nice clothes should.

But oh my god, these folk are odd. Are they alive? I’ll have a prod. I’ll see what falls out from the fray, their fashion sense they surely pay!

A third tirade is spewing forth and yes it’s true I’m from the north. You see I wear a coat for fun, not just the fact their is no sun.

So wear your shorts, your T’s your clogs and bring your kids your gran your dogs. It’s not like i have stuff to do, the fashion police are overdue!