It’s less than the journey from England to France,
Though the distance from my house to Morpeth is HUGE.
You just couldn’t credit the difference in stance.
They’re well off in Morpeth, whilst we’re all like Scrooge!
The gulf between both is not just in finance,
Where Morpeth is blue, here our council is ‘rouge’
The glaring omission is care for my town
It’s always the young cunts who drag the place down.