I’ll try to gain, then try again
To use my brain and break the chain.
Some folk are thick, now here’s the trick
What makes them tick? A good old kick.
So with this tome it soon hits home
testosterone has all but gone.
It makes me laugh that in this caf
I’m prone to draft on your belhalf
A simple rhyme, but give me time
And plenty wine I’ll make words shine
So doubt me not, I’m in the spot
I love a lot… that’s all I’ve got!