So, tell me, what’s a Pangolin?
A tasty snack in mandarin?
All Scaly backed with scaly tails
I’de rather eat a plate of snails.
Or was it bats the virus liked
As through the marketplace was spiked
With COVID (and an extra twist)
The Chinese… well, you get the gist.
When flu like symptoms start to kill
These governments won’t act until
There’s just a chance the rich may die
So close the doors. I wonder why????
The mass hysterics laid to waste
When toilet rolls were bought in haste
And panic bought the world to heel
We’re locked indoors, it’s not ideal!
But try we must to take advice
Or go outside and roll the dice
It’s up to you. Don’t start to fret
When plod turns up, it’s you who’ll get
A hefty fine for being a dick.
Just stay indoors, you’re not that thick!
I maybe wrong, I’m fine with that
But you’re in jail, you bellend twat