Whuflu

So, tell me, what’s a Pangolin?

A tasty snack in mandarin?

All Scaly backed with scaly tails

I’de rather eat a plate of snails.

Or was it bats the virus liked

As through the marketplace was spiked

With COVID (and an extra twist)

The Chinese… well, you get the gist.

When flu like symptoms start to kill

These governments won’t act until

There’s just a chance the rich may die

So close the doors. I wonder why????

The mass hysterics laid to waste

When toilet rolls were bought in haste

And panic bought the world to heel

We’re locked indoors, it’s not ideal!

But try we must to take advice

Or go outside and roll the dice

It’s up to you. Don’t start to fret

When plod turns up, it’s you who’ll get

A hefty fine for being a dick.

Just stay indoors, you’re not that thick!

I maybe wrong, I’m fine with that

But you’re in jail, you bellend twat