Eighty odd floors as quick as a flash
Again the New Yorkers take care of your cash.
It’s windy as fuck but the view is pure class
But you can’t just jump off as you’re penned in by glass
Well that was the third of surprises today
Of the others I’ll let you decide as I say
Grand central station surprised me the most
It’s a lot like Newcastle but much more grandiose.
Next the U.N, a surprise to be sure
Did you know that it’s free? And a bloody good tour.
We DID try the Chrysler, but didn’t get far
So now me and Stevie are sat in a bar
For tonight we climb up the Empire State building
Where that fucking huge monkey destroyed all the gilding
And see round the city with all its bright lights
As tomorrow at six we catch our last flight