Today is the start of my Christmas endeavour
To shun all this decadent bullshit forever.
Political rhet’ric, religious upheaval
I voted for BREXIT and Boris… I’m Evil?
I’m no right wing NAZI or pompous rich bastard,
A vet’ran whose aim in this life is ‘Get Plastered’
I study at Uni, my course? English Lit
I’ve served QE2, I’m a natural Brit
When I see national headlines my past soldier screams
That this world is embarrassing, it’s not what it seems,
You can’t have opposing, outlandish ideals
If you do then the zealots’ll be right on your heels.
I’ll get back to my point (I’ve just started to rant)
With colloquial language I’ll try to enchant
All you mental MO’FOs I’ve had pleasure to know,
Get rid of the stresses and play in the snow!
No cards will be sent through the post as of now.
60P for a stamp, I’ve just raised an eyebrow.
No Rodger Moore look, I’m just fucking disgraced,
If you knew me you’d notice my sad looking face.
So, no decadent bollocks will spring forth from me
I’ll act like the Beatles and ‘just let it be’