I’m a man with a plan, let me try, if I can, to regale you with stories of mirth.
But you’ll see part of me that that will fill up with glee as I take you from concept to birth.
To be real? That’s the deal as I try to reveal my most darkest of character traits.
So I’ll say, if I may, that today is the day that I sit by myself with no mates.
As I clench, on this bench so I’m able to quench the foul smell that could leek from my bum,
Though I flush as I crush all my sphincters will brush against cloth. Now I’m masking the hum.
But I’ve smelt how I’ve felt as I loosen my belt and the people around me all gag.
Now I know I must go as this shimmering glow could be seen as a trending hashtag!
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