It’s Boxing Day and do you know?
It’s isn’t freezing, there is no snow
Just rain and cloud. A miserable day!
A total bust is all Ill say!
When I was young we had 12 inches
We’re filled with Santa’s, not shit grinches
The lamplights toned the snow all yellow
And Santa’s fat! A jolly fellow.
But fucked if I can fat shame him
On line where trolls will all begin
To shut me down for being so rude
And did I call that cunt a dude?