A couple of things today, yes you may have guessed that from the title, but I honestly wanted to go back to bed before I woke up!! I should have I know, but stupidity prevailed and I blindly stumbled from one fuck up to another. However, one thing that’s in a positive note, say hello to my new family member!
Now… not only did the great goddesses up in the sky of biker nirvana bless me with a chicken lid, they also gave me a puncture. (I’ve just had the bastard tyres on two weeks) luckily I was in a bike shop having lunch when the huge nail (big enough to fix oak beams to the fucking Mary Rose) was spotted protruding from my rear wheel. I cried.
Then I eventually got home after a shopping trip to ASDA, to comfort buy a bottle of JD (retail therapy at its best). As I reversed BigRed into his house, I forgot to fold in the mirrors and the left indicator snapped off. (Today is my enemy, and I must destroy it) superglue and zip kicker deployed (I just hope I don’t need to change the bulb anytime soon). Into my kitchen I trod.
I find my smart meter thing that’s supposed to tell me how skint I am before the energy bills smash my front step has been stuck like this for at least 48hrs!!!!! If it’s right, I’m well in credit, but the chances are it’s not. Could be worse though, I could have a flat in Damascus 🤭