Saturday! Oh what a day!

Sharing my life online gives me the chance to get everything out my head that may well lodge itself in there and fester until it becomes a cancerous cyst waiting to explode all over the place like the mushroom clouds of a bygone age. WOW, that was a bit over the top! Or was it? Thoughts that stay where you don't want then can truly fuck yo yours (or others) days indeed. So the best thing I can do is spread them all over the internet like a thin layer of goo! Hoping that they can turn transparent so sunlight can shine through and bathe them in the warmth they deserve!

Yeah, I got pissed last night because I wanted to, no other reason but now I know it's that easy, it has become scary. No one should need to tell you what to do, no one else will take the responsibility of your life if you choose to walk a rickety path, only your own conscience can control your actions (almost). So I wanted to get pissed, on my own, in my flat, with my mate Jack, and you know what? No hangover or smelly farts! That's either a good thing or a bad thing depending on which way you view it.

As I trawled through the crap on my phone during this festive time of the week, I came across loads of emails sent by unknowns from around the world! I seem to have some pretty influential, or at least rich as fuck contacts. They offer me money at every opportunity

If I took them up on their offers, well, I think I would remove myself from the internet as I know I would give it all away to the less fortunate (or at least the less drunk)

Just take a look through your trash can or your spam folders and see how rich you could be too.

If anyone really wants to add money to my account, just PM me and I'll furnish you with all the information you need, however, if you would like to sponsor my fat arse for the GNR, check out my 'just giving' page and donate what you can 🙂

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