Wrap me in a tin foil hat and bake me for twenty minutes.

Before I start, I must apologise, in advance, for any spelling mishaps as I seem to have put in the wrong contact lenses and forgotten me glasses. As I sit here enjoying my FREE Costa Coffee (courtesy of Vodafone) I realise the room is dark (even though I'm near the window) so actUally reading the words back is proving to be harder than writing them. (Just pretend one of us is drunk)

Talking of drunk. Was it my imagination, or did I write something about being smashed on Wednesday night? Not only can I not find it on my stream, I couldn't read it if I did :/ if I managed to write, then take whatever I said with a pinch of salt (well, really pretty much like every other sentence I write) fuck me I feel like a 90 year old having to squint an inch from this friggin screen. Anyway! Today.

Seeing as it's Friday, and it's just like any other day for a student on holiday, I thought I would have a look outside at the world I neglected yesterday! Fuck all has changed, it's still wank, but at least I get fresh air and sunlight (what there is of it) I have a rant, yes I have a bone to pick. No doubt I let loose with a tirade the other week about the RAC being cunts, well that seems like ages ago and the refund of the monies that THEY OWE ME has not appeared as of yet. Now they seem pretty quick when they want to take the money from you, but fuck me, positively snail like when they have to give it back.

So here I sit, in costa in morpeth with a free beverage and a dark cloud above my head. Same old same old I suppose, now the question is, shall I get another bottle of wine for tonight, or just get shitfaced on my Jack and Absinthe?????

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