Rant away boys, rant away!

I may use one or two expletives, well possibly just one over and over again so this may just be one long tirade of tumultuous trash talk. Here goes, OLD cunts, YOUNG cunts, FAT cunts, TALL cunts, UGLY cunts, MARRIED cunts, SINGLE cunts, BLACK/ WHITE/ YELLOW/ BROWN cunts, GINGER cunts, ABLE BODIED  and FUCKED BODIED cunts, CAR cunts, BUS cunts, PUSHBIKE cunts. In fact Aevery Cunt that the sun brings out!!! You’re ALL cunts!


I’ve seen some sights today, lobster red shoulders (still being subjected to the rays) kids in pushchairs red as berries because parents are thick as fuck, grandparents in what may as well be winter attire, with fedoras and clip on sunglasses coming closer to death than they probably would have wanted. Couples in love dragging their thirst ridden bedraggled hounds along for the walk, fuckwits stopping the traffic for fifteen minutes because they are waiting for a car to pull out of a car park. Hipsters caught in the glare of fashion wearing their skinny jeans tight t shirts and sporting beards (in this weather) at least lose some weight before you try skinny jeans guys! 


Now I’m not anti-people, just anti-people TODAY. Honestly day two of sunshine in the north and the rate of skin cancer has trebled. You would have thought that the fushbelly White of the legs being shown for the first (or second) time would have made the sun think twice, but no. The world wants a tan and no amount of shade nor suncream nor the intrinsic threat of death from radiation poisoning will stop them. I just wished they would all do it in the confines of their own gardens….. cunts!

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