What a day! What’s rush! What a total waste of bloody sunshine waiting for me washer to finish! Oh jeez, the sunniest day of the year so far (it’s beggining to look a lot like summer) yet I deemed it a day to get all me shit washed and dried!!!! I need a kicking. No seriously, I could have waited until a more pointless day, but as I had forgotten my card PIN number, I had decided I was skint until at least Monday when I had a chance to get to the bank. What a dick!
Anyhoo! Last week, well we got the results back for the maths (well statistics) exam and I didn’t do as bad as I feared! I’ve broken me ‘merit’ hymen though but at least it wasn’t just a pass 😳 my first slip down that slide ladder of mediocrity! I have no excuse, except I’m shit at maths and the things I was marked down on were trivial easy maths… like fucking adding a few numbers together!!!! Again….What a dick!
As for a reason for writing today? Well it was five years yesterday that I started this diary, five years, eight or nine countries and two laptops ago. The world has turned, its flipped inside out and it’s spat me out into some weird batshitcrazy situations! But I’ve taken the best bits from all of them and made a different me (I wouldn’t say better) just different! Here’s hoping the next five years are just as different 🙂