Sunday: Lunchtime: Tynemouth: road raging to fuck!!! Seriously, if I had a gun on me bike, this day would have turned into a fucking video nasty! Cunts in cars, vaginas in vans and pricks for pedestrians, and I’m so so sorry to label, but EVERYONE of them was a woman! I’m not saying all women are bad at navigating the highways and byways of life, it just seems that the total vegetables I happened across today were! Not one to carry a grudge, but I hope I see them all again on the way back, I’ll speed up and end it all in a flurry of hot metal, warm Vaisya parts and the screams of the nearly dearly departed!
So it’s a good day to mix the blood and get a little excited! Otherwise life would be boring wouldn’t it. Nothing would worry us and no one would care! So I’m taking today as a steep STEEP curve to learn from (or not) probably not! But kudos to all those joggers in their Lycra pants wobbling around the paths taking out old people and cats and dogs and stuff! They, to me, are the heroes (albeit annoying bastards when they run across the road with gay abandon) Then there girls and boys have got off their arses and are doing something…..erm….. healthy! (I should really start my training for the great north run soon too😟)
Anyway, the point of my tirade today? Our new English assignment is all about language and representation (how we use the English language to cast our views on others) I decided to do a couple of different viewpoints on old Vladimir Putin and his penchant for Ukraine, but you know what? I’m gonna take an article into class about a soldier who is suffering PTSD. A local boy written about in a local paper! Two page spread with pictures and everything! The only problem (or talking/ discussion point) I see is that the soldier is ME!!! And the author of the article is…….yep you’ve guessed it, ME! It will be interesting to see how my tutor reacts to a piece of media being analysed by the author himself! Could be fun, could be shit……..let’s see shall we 🙂