Fuck a duck

What an awful strange day today! For a Monday I haven’t had this much disappointment and happiness in an hour since I lost my virginity and realised I was a crap shag! (Thank God for the power of time and experience, and the fact she was a bit of a bike anyway, so it wasn’t all done to MY ineptness) I digress! Today! Still in bed and a phone call asking if I want my boiler replaced and new fireplace put in tomorrow not two weeks time! (Any other day I would have said yes, but as I KNOW they will take two days, I can’t take a day off school just for that) 


Then a dental appointment! A bit of fucking around for an hour first (as I had booked it at bloody dinner time) so out with Big Red and on with his new part! Looks cool, new and a bit flash (it’s only an infill but it doesn’t clap around like a twatted fish on a Japanese rice dish), winding him up to 120 on the back road, I felt I hadn’t played out for a while (well it HAD rained all weekend) then to the dentist! She poked and prodded then told me to fuck off for a year as there was bugger all to be done with me pegs! Buy an electric brush guys and use everyday 😀


As a reward for having fantastic mouth hygiene, I wanted to give myself a treat at Morpeth motorcycles with a cup of tea and a bacon and egg banjo! Fuck me if it isn’t shut for refurbishment! Gutted! Where else was I gonna get a decently priced breakfast? Oh well, posh nosh for this call sign and a ride back home to sort out my sociology and English homework….again! Bit inane tripe today, but sometimes you gotta live that life you’re given 

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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