Aw your killing me!

That little bit in between Christmas and new year (the perineum I would say) a necessity but ultimately not that impressive or played with, anywho, we’re in it now and thank Christ on a bike there seems to be a bit of normality for now! (Well, kinda! I’m sitting having a coffee in Morpeth and right next to me is a huge ‘hunka hunka’, I can’t take a pic coz me lens ain’t big enough)honestly his arms are bigger than my frikkin legs, but at least he’s reading a paper…….and I’ve just scared him off 😩 Josh you would have swooned!

NOW, everything is back to normal. Screaming kids, cackling old birds, mental fucking cat ladies walking around in winter coats and hats just missing the wild eyed look of desperation and the smell of rejection!! (Too much?) well merry fucking Christmas! I was going to go on a tirade about the state of the world at this time of year, photos of HUGE piles of presents under ornate, vulgar plastic tinselled trees adorned with crass plastic shite that has NOTHING to do with the nativity! But I won’t. It’s part of today! It’s part of life now…..in the west! 

But what I will trump about, is the many, many! Pictures of families around a table with plastic ‘Speculums’ lodged in their mouths showing the world some pretty ungodly shaded teeth! If you feel the need to play this game (I honestly have never heard of it or seen it before) clean your teeth! Or swill them with mouth wash, or just give them a rub! I’m sure I saw the remnants of a few turkey dinners in them over the last 48 hours! (Oh Christ, the Hunka hunka has been replaced by a fat baldy specky twat with his mum (god I hope it’s his mum)

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