What the hell is that outside my window? ‘, I thought as I opened me eyes from my restless slumber. A big white ball of loveliness in the blue skies in winter! Oh I sprang out of bed like a dislodged piece of cheese on a triggered mousetrap and scrambled around for my college bag! Trying to remember what lessons I had today, I just threw all my files in the bag and started to get ready for the fresh new day of learning ahead! I fucking hate Saturdays when I’ve had a drink in Newcastle on a Friday night!
I woke up (the second time) with a bit less panic! More of a serene knowing that I wasn’t going to be doing anything of worth for school today! So I lay in my pit and watched a hooky download of ‘The Grand Tour’, the boys are back alright and it set me up for the rigorous challenges of doing some housework! Breakfast done, washing done, fuck it, I’m not wasting the sunlight, I’m off on ‘Big Red’ to see what I can see.
What I did neglect was the fact that all the freakin parents and kids are out shopping for shite everywhere and the air is permitted with even shiter Christmas songs sang by unpopular artists so they don’t need to pay royalties to said artist, honestly if I see a friggin Santa Claus or a fucking elf I’m going to punch the fucker! I’m not anti Christmas, my tree is up, up in the fucking lift where it will stay for a few more weeks! They are still cleaning up the remnants of bonfire night around where I live, let’s finish one job before starting another!