While my guitar gently…bleeds!

Heat/ sun/ summer/ July, in fact anything to do with happiness and holidays seems to justify the shedding of clothes. Now in most cases I’m all in favour of it, and why not? In others however, I really think people should look in the mirror and check out what others will be ogling! White apple catchers under black ‘lycra’ shorts? Sun visors making you look like an extra from a 1950s gold film. Or simply ANYTHJNG black and short! BLACK!!!!! We are a mile from the sun today and IM sweating watching these fashionistas promenade around the shopping areas. 

Anyhoo! Guitars, yep this six week course has been going on for about three months now (well it feels like it) honestly, I feel I’m growing my fucking Strat from the ground up!!! Yesterday we used the ‘routing’ bench. Fuck me, I would rather kiss a camel spider on its testicals than use that fucker again. I pride myself on being unflappable, but when this spinning blade of death ripped into the end of me neck wood, it took it out me hands and threw it across the workshop. I stood, mouth agog. Then I realised I just about shit meself. However, fixing the problems in making for myself seem to be second nature now and I’m becoming a dab hand with the glue and chisels!

There are muttering a that I could end up being in that workshop for a good long time (if I glue or nail meself to the bloody floor) at least when you fuck up with wood, you have a chance to hide it, with metal, it just costs money🙁. Talking of money, the RAC have unashamedly deposited the money they STOLE from my account only yesterday, but as I see it, they will do the same if not worse by the end of the month, and I haven’t had the chance to wind them up for compensation for them being fucktards.

Well as its Friday, I’m in a cafe drinking some weird concoction of a coffe and eating a maple and pecan slice, it must also mean I’m off to my therapist to discuss the woah’s of my world! I think I have a thing or two to discuss with him before I set someone on fire. Oh I could just have wind. Follow my Facebook push up challenge and remember, if you NEED help, there IS help. Don’t be like me and duck it all up before admitting it to yourself. Love you all and good luck guys 

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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