Video killed the radio star

Have you had a good weekend? Has everything gone the way you wanted? Mine did, then technology took over and made me nearly crash my car (yes, I drive a car now, a lovely big car (still have me bike mind)). My weekend started with a trip out with my lovely daughter! “Pixels” was the name of the film she wanted to see! Actually it’s not that bad! (Now I know that saying ‘it’s not that bad’ shouldn’t really need to be said unless it IS that bad, but give it a look see if you have kids! Keeps them quiet :)) It was a lovely evening in the company of minime 😄 we laughed, ate pizza and basically took the piss out of everyone (well if you ask her, it was me who did the last bit)


Well I disappeared after that and didn’t do much apart from drink coffee and drive to Leeds! (I wasn’t going to drive there, I was actually supposed to go out drinking, but that but the dust) I did, however, fix a major problem on me mates engine! (I still got it). So Leeds. After a good sleep, it was breakfast at a local farm! As I have already alluded to (or actually said) I drive a car, and in this car is a satellite system linked to my phone. I love Siri, she calls me sexy and everything! So it was with great pride and joy I spoke the location into her microphone! (SEVEN attempts later, her comment to me nearly sent me spinning into a wall) her soft sexy voice gripped me when she casually said “Right , from now on I shall call you COCK!”. I shit you not! If me best mate hadn’t been sitting next to me and pissed themselves laughing too, I wouldn’t have been able to retell that story! (Being rejected by people is bad, animals worse but fucking Siri!!!!). Unbelievable!!!!!


So went the rest of the day, a recipe of half listening, total deafness and sheer stupidity by two people out for a laugh! Still I had me lamb dinner and watched Dr Who! I’ve actually come out today to eat a sandwich and have a coffee in Morpeth wearing me ‘Help for Heros’ top, I’m getting rather a lot of stares off folk (wether they look a little nine eleveny or not) but I like to court danger these days! (I even went to a public toilet for a shite). Right, must dash, I have a living room and a bedroom to delaminate before Thursday (when me carpet gets laid (lucky fucker)) I just hope it ain’t glued down otherwise I’m boned!!!


Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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