You spin me right round baby right round

It’s been a while (well a little while) since I dragged out my keyboard and dabbled with these keys! Unfortunately I’m in the throes of man flu (tbh, I have a sore throat and a shitty cough) I put it down to riding around Tynemouth at the weekend with fecking tractors kicking up the dry soil in the fields! (Farmers are tossers really)   

While riding around, I did notice a plethora of scooter riders, I didn’t notice how many were girls, but I would surmise about 99% of them were of the female persuasion! (Don’t get your panties in a bunch of you rise side saddle on a scooter, you’ll grow into a BMX soon enough). It’s actually been a fantastic few days in the sun around the north east. The beaches were filled up, the outside areas of the pubs were filled with revellers through the day (well that’s normal for up here I suppose)   

As the days float by (bored now as I don’t want to sneeze in me helmet again) I was told about this ‘Blood moon’, the only thing it did for me was keep me awake last night bleaching through me bloody window! I could have closed me blinds but you know how lazy you get when you hit the hay! Now this week seems to be filled with important meetings and appointments for me, I’ve already missed two so I think I only have another three to forget! (I’m sure they were important) anyway, enough of my rambling, I must hurry to my kitchen as I can smell my dinner burning and it won’t be long before the alarm goes off!