No sex no drugs no wine no woman!

Well I ain’t turning Japanese but that ‘Babestation’ channel is looking worth a fiver a month right now!! No really it’s not, I’m just being silly! What I am doing, however, is venturing into the regions biggest shopping mall to sample some of its delights and maybe revel in some merriness! On reflection, maybe this wasn’t such a cool idea as all I’m seeing is kids!!! It’s still the friggin holidays isn’t it! And I know I’m not a fashion horse, or even a fashionable scruff, but I know a con when I see one! It comes to pass that just about every woman under twenty five has decided to wear jeans (black) that have the knees missing! Worse still I’ve seen a few who look like they have been attacked by a James Bond villain with a circular saw! What is it with this? 

 
A “Cheeky Nandos” while I wait for my senses to come back! I haven’t any photos of these kids in ripped stuff (that would be wrong and pedophilic) but I’m sure you have all seen them, or even raised them, God forbid you are one. The other half of this phenomenon are the chubsters, not to be confused with hipsters, these little barrels could do with a peofophile chasing them every now and then just to get rid of the weight coursed by the Mirriad of faster food places popping up. Now I’m not on a health kick anymore I can eat pretty much what I want, and what I want isn’t burgers or grease (but a bit of chicken is fine, (what a hypocrite I am sometimes)

  
Just some of the shelves filled with magazines designed to pique the interests of the fairer sex, (I’m not saying women because there are a few diet loafered guys who like this crap) I took a spy at the guys section and all I could find was muscles mags (gay) tattoo mags, and mechanic mags!!!! I’m sure there are a lot more, but the North East was never endowed with the literary giants we used to have ……..hundreds of years ago!!!. My food has arrived, the smell is over stimulating as I’m salivating at the sight (obviously and the smell) so il put down my phone and pick up my weapons! Bon appetite and enjoy your bank holiday dudes 

  MEAT!!!!!!! 


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