Two out of three ain’t bad

Well, one even. Okay I’ll settle for an ice cream mars bar and a kick in the bollocks! Today was a day of a few halves really. Started with the annoying cacophony of shite streaming from the airwaves of me radio alarm!! (How DO I switch that off?) then into a ten minute debrief online surrounding the atrocities of everyday living. Next a look out the windows informed me it was a drying day (not a washing day as that was yesterday, can’t get them mixed up otherwise I’ll be wearing wet pants…….again). So outside with all the semi damp and pseudo dry laundry I had accrued in me spare room! Although I ran out of pegs before I got to me unmentionables, (the wind was TOO blowy for the normal pegging) I managed to get the gear on the line before my company turned up.P1030514.JPG
The next part of my day entered into a shopping trip! For what? For a pocket of screws! That’s all. Although I nearly baught a bike, and a food mixer and a few other things that wernt really on my list of necessities! I did however opt to buy lunch/ breakfast for me and me brother. (Still look like a couple of gay guys on a date). It killed an hour or two so that was worth it 😀 as the afternoon wore on though,  a few things came to light that needed dealt with as soon as possible. Eventually put to bed, I could carry on with my plans! Unfortunately these plans revolved around watching a film or two. A great website (Genvideos) kept me amused until badminton.IMG_8037

This last segment will be self censored as I’ve just had the most ludicrous conversation in a long while. Whilst trying to educate myself with skateboarding cats and dancing frogs I was rudely interrupted and curtly (in no uncertain circumstances) told all about myself, well ##### can go and #### themselves with a ##### placed neatly into the ###### whilst riding a ####### with #### and #### strapped #######ly to their #####. Rant over. I shall,  of course,  be trimming the fat from my social media sites forthwith as I can’t be doing with all  this late night keyboard clicking from places far and wide! (If you recognise yourselves in their, take a long look at your life then find another outlet from which to Sally forth) IMG_0327

So farewell, Adiue, shalom, au revoir, auf wiedersehen. Catch some of you later, some of you not! 

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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