A little less conversation a little more action

Right! Dinner plans made, I know who’s coming (fucking two couples) I know what I’m cooking (I haven’t asked for any allergies so they can shove it) first things first, I need more chairs. And more plates, and probably a dining room table to sit round, and stuff to cook! (I didn’t think about this too much when I planned it) tbh I just opened me mouth and shite fell out that kicked me into a corner of my own making!!! Bugger! Seeing as I only have a bike, a bit of crawling to get another mode of transport, a car, who would lend me their car? Me sister, that’s who (lucky I invited her then). Now my shopping can begin


Lots of things went wrong today as a shopping trip turned into a saga! The table I purchased was too big for the car, so out of the box it came (wait for it) a new whistling kettle for my stove top (I’m sick of the electric one, so  as I’m paying the extortionate price asked by SSC for my energy, I might as well use as much as I can before Russia cuts us off) a few more things….. plus food bought, (after I had to return to the store to retrieve  the box which I returned as they has the fecking bolts in for me table) then the fun began.


I’m an engineer, I’m a fecking engineer. So why did it take me nearly three hours to assemble four chairs and a table. It’s not that big, it’s not that difficult but I still managed to fuck a chair up and leave it to the end to redo. Anyway! The meal was of the three course variety, a great starter I found on a foody channel earlier on (I won’t regal you with the actual content of the meal, suffice to say I’m as fat as a a calzarian (that’s a nod to Star Wars ) honestly I have to stop cooking for folk! My waist size is skyrocketing. (Although I did buy a pair of WOMENS sized motorcycle jeans (I’m really short you see)) and my company left all fatter and happier, (my Adams Family candelabra lightened the mood) and now I’m sitting/ laying on me couch like a beached whale (I didn’t manage to sort Bobs chain out today, that’s a Saturday task) 

Please allow me the curtesy to feel large and lethargic enough to have to close e eyes and check my eyelids for light leaks and leave you for tonight. Friday with family!!!! I need a monopoly board for next time . Goodnight all, have fun laugh lots and enjoy the moments x.   

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