Eyes without a face!

Monday, what was the point of today?, i mean, it was possibly the laziest day I’ve had in a fair while!! After waking up and watching a load of dross on UK TV, (i know remember why i didn’t get out of bed until midday when i was back home) as we are a couple of hours in front, the programmes are something you would never normally watch when you get up in the UK, unless you’re on stag, or a burglar. some of the presenters are ideal for that time in the morning as they certainly wouldn’t be allowed to be on air when decent folk arise!!!

I fancied a hair cut today, so i wondered around the old town up in the hills, as when i was on holiday i noted the location of a couple of possibilities. The first one was closed, that never occurred to me that a barber (ok, hairdresser) would have to have a siesta!!!! The second one looked at me like i was an alien, I only asked if i needed an appointment, with a look of docility, (you know the one) i realised that i was NEVER going to get the cut i wanted. I couldn’t be bothered to try and explain where she had gone wrong, or hit her when she started doing what she wanted. o the last one was it, as i walked in, the air conditioning hit me like a fist, it was gorgeous!! I asked if i needed an appointment, and the cutter went straight to the man behind the desk, “Bugger!” i thought again. but the woman said it was ok, just take a seat she would do me know (Fnarr, Fnarr!) 

As she sat me down, i realised in my daftness, i had mistaken her accent for some sort of foreign waffle, as it happens, she was a bloody Geordie!!!! Happy days, i would get exactly what i wanted (hair cut wise) unless she was absolute dog toffee!! which she wasn’t. no clippers, just scissor work and a coffee with lots of flirting and sideway smiles!! all for the princely sum of €12. not bad!! now i look handsome again, i can hold my head up high and remove the balaclava as it was getting a little too hot anyway!!

Bingo tonight and that was a waste of bloody time. Not even a sniff of a win, so i got myself a Zinger burger and went home.. just turned on the telly and I’ve seen a pelican eating a pigeon in Hyde Park!!! thats a sign of me to bugger off and do something else.

For Skye! XP1030640P1030642P1030643P1030644P1030645

Published by dec247h

Ex soldier, father, party girl and generally nice guy taking time out to do as he pleases! one day i will make it back to the UK, but i aint in a hurry!

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