Category: poetry

  • Wank mags for the lads

    Open a grot magIts pages all stuck.Who wanks with their left hand?It’s always shit luckThat The best looking pussyIs always well thumbedTheir perky arse showingIt’s always well bummedA snatch that’s been well groomedWill always be bestA bush from the 70sStill looks like a nestWith no anal bleaching To whiten the gameNow all fucking grot magsAre… →