Wank mags for the lads

Open a grot magIts pages all stuck.Who wanks with their left hand?It’s always shit luckThat The best looking pussyIs always well thumbedTheir perky arse showingIt’s always well bummedA snatch that’s been well groomedWill always be bestA bush from the 70sStill looks like a nestWith no anal bleaching To whiten the gameNow all fucking grot magsAre… 


Open a grot mag
Its pages all stuck.
Who wanks with their left hand?
It’s always shit luck
That The best looking pussy
Is always well thumbed
Their perky arse showing
It’s always well bummed

A snatch that’s been well groomed
Will always be best
A bush from the 70s
Still looks like a nest
With no anal bleaching 
To whiten the game
Now all fucking grot mags
Are all just the same.

To all you young tuggers
Who’re on your fist mag
Don’t worry you’re not weird
Just don’t ask your dad
We all did this one time
And some folk still do
If nobody mag wanked
There’d be no more you

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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