Well this could be interesting. I’m off for a dive later with my old stuff on. My wetsuit that hasn’t seen action in 12 years. Nor my BCD, nor me goggles and flippers. Plus I have no idea how much weight I will need (at least twice as much as usual I predict) However, with all these extra bites I’ve received, it could be less.

Getting out the shower this morning. I put me trollies on and was immediately bitten on the left nut. Ripping them off to examine said wound, I checked me grollies and found fuck all in them. So I slid them back on and whatever it was that was living in me kecks bit me right nut. I cried. Like a big angry baby. Just cried. I don’t realise that I had vampire bats roaming around, but there you go. They even had a go at me throat too.

Anyhoo, work has been binned for today as me workmates wife is t feeling too clever so I told him I’ll come back on Wednesday and to look after his good lady wife. Hopefully she will feel better by then and be able to make the brews. Gotta have a hot cup o tea even in this heat.

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