The Lounge

Why am I never surprised by the depthsOf despair that I see everyday.The cussing, the cursing, the tirade of shiteThat springs forth from my lips. Oh I say!I’m a joy to behold as I quietly sitWatching everyone pissing me off.The occasional eye candy softens my soulWhen the KARENS start, I’ve had enough.The WO3 has the… 


Why am I never surprised by the depths
Of despair that I see everyday.
The cussing, the cursing, the tirade of shite
That springs forth from my lips. Oh I say!

I’m a joy to behold as I quietly sit
Watching everyone pissing me off.
The occasional eye candy softens my soul
When the KARENS start, I’ve had enough.

The WO3 has the voice of a cunt
(Every veteran will recognise that)
I can hear her gob off from six tables away
She’s either a cunt or a twat.

The simp sat beside her is so fucking bent
If he farts he will surely smell cum.
Coz his wife wears the strap on 
He does as he’s told,
As she slides her cock right up his bum.

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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