A soupșon of bitterness
Trills through my voice.
Is it vegan I choose,
or is meat more my choice?
With a little more effort
I could be quite nice
but unfortunate you
being a cunt is my vice.
I do try however,
to make all feel good,
especially now
when I’m ordering my food.
But honestly watching
your face makes me sick.
You see, as I told you
I like being a dick.
I’m not racist/ sexist,
I hate everyone.
You’ll all raise a glass,
and a smile when I’m gone.
So pick up your nonsense
and pack it away.
I ain’t going nowhere.
At least not today.

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