I’ll sit watching people.
Yes; that’s what I’ll do.
I’ll make fun of them,
then I’ll make fun of you.
I’ll give them a backstory,
make some shit up.
I know in my heart
that I’m deep in my cup.
The occasional beauty queen
shuffles on past,
then you look at their partners,
you know that won’t last.
The cloned, boy band haircuts,
the grey hooded suit.
It’s called North East fashion.
The girls think it’s cute.
I shouldn’t be ‘bovvered’.
I don’t give two fucks.
I won’t chase the Jones’.
This young fashion sucks.
Yet everyone dresses
to show off some skin.
Theres no in between
they’re all fat or all thin.

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