First world problems (again)

A wobbly table? It tests me indeed.It’s not like it’s hard to get just what you needto level this fucker so diners don’t whine. But no!! You use tissue, now THATS wasting time.So, screwfix can handle a small job like this,It’s not very hard, it’s like, taking the piss.Just thread a 10 Mil into each… 

A wobbly table? It tests me indeed.
It’s not like it’s hard to get just what you need
to level this fucker so diners don’t whine. 
But no!! You use tissue, now THATS wasting time.

So, screwfix can handle a small job like this,
It’s not very hard, it’s like, taking the piss.
Just thread a 10 Mil into each of the legs.
You can level them out and they sound just like ‘segs’ 

But now I must drool over lunch made for me,
a fish finger sandwich, a pot of nice tea.
I’ll leave you with this if you own a quaint bar,
just sort out your tables… you know who you are.

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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