A Monsters Smile

It’s not okay to take away The toys from little kids. They’ll whine all night The little shits [just twat them in the ribs] They want the world They want it now How dare you question them? Entitled little sacks of spunk My throat fills up with phlegm. Yes I’m a dad, I do love…

It’s not okay to take away

The toys from little kids.

They’ll whine all night

The little shits

[just twat them in the ribs]

They want the world

They want it now

How dare you question them?

Entitled little sacks of spunk

My throat fills up with phlegm.

Yes I’m a dad, I do love kids

Just not the ones round here

It could be worse I could have boys

Now there’s a thought I fear.

A monsters how I show myself

I’m really sweet you see

Just watch my face and if it frowns

It’s time for you to flee.

My little tome has run its course

I’ll sit and eat me cake.

And try not to imagine how

Their worthless lives i’de take

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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