Fucking water

Whatever Sunday rides should be, I’m sure they’re just not meant for me as rain clouds piss it down each day I don my kit and want to play.

Those flooded roads down country lanes with useless drivers being a pain. They slow right down to stem the flow of bow waved breakdowns on the go.

But then the old cunts think they own the roads and byways NO THEY DONT! You have five gears let’s use them all, not just the first two in a crawl.

But Sunday rides should be quite calm, and keep the riders far from harm. Not stressed to fuck and seeing red, not all car drivers should be dead

So when a bike you hear today, remember this and what I say. Go back to bed and rethink life, stop causing bikers all this strife!