Uni uni unicycle

What a day! No honestly! What was THAT day all about? Up at stupid o’clock on a SATURDAY! A FUCKING SATURDAY FOR FUCK SAKE! All to do with an open day at Northumbria University! (To be honest I should have looked for the place earlier as I walked along dangerous roads and could have died! Oh well)

Anyway! Found it eventually (just round the back of the bloody bus station) and i registered, had a HUGE breakfast and tried the free coffee, why didn’t I listen to myself about taking free shit? After I filled my mouth with anything to take the taste away I bored myself with the stands that were dotted around the hall. ‘Overseas learning’ took my fancy so a bit of a chat and a leaflet! Then a quick chat to the students mental Health team! (I didn’t know I could get help with stuff because I’m apparently ‘disabled’) I’ll keep that tag thank you very much.

Many many hours later trolling around the streets waiting for the actual lecture (I couldn’t drink any more coffee if I tried) and an introductory brief from the ‘deputy vice something or other’ so not even the main dude, but his seconds second! (That suit just didn’t do him any favours) but the auditorium was cool and easy to listen through. Now I’m waiting for the English literature welcome brief (it’s all briefs today) after that will be the English language debate! (I think I’ll swerve that) and get myself home so I can catch up on my sleep!