Today i applaud all the young guys in hats! With the peak facing backwards they all look like twats. But it’s fashion I know so I can’t understand, what it takes to look cool in this shite pikey land! 

  
With their track suits grime laden and life saver vests, their polished white trainers (you’ve got to be best) they strut around streets like they have no concerns but it really does me that no money they earn! 

  
The work shy gym goer who pumps himself buff, with the drugs he injects just to make himself ‘tuff’. All the money he gets from the government now, seems to disappear daily, he doesn’t know how!

  
I’m not on a rant about people today, just the underclass vagrants who get in my way. I’ve worked for the things I possess, and I’m proud, to be able to not hang around in this crowd! 

 
So when you cast gaze over young guys in hats, just think of this ode and remember they’re twats. But if you need to wear a peaked cap in the sun, don’t put it on backwards not even for fun. 

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Adam Adamson still is an awesome shag... Well he is. Honest. But whatever, he has always loved to write, even before he could write. Its been a passion of his since he realised that others would read his stuff and get a little emotional. That gripped him really. Was it good or was it crap? Anyhoo! Enjoy reading what i’ve scribbled and who knows… one day it might make sense.

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