Please allow me to introduce myself

When I was a lad, all the fun that I had,

Wether good or be bad, it was great

But now I’m a man, all the fun that I plan

To make sure that I can stimulate!

  
Takes days to decide, where I go when I ride

Do I follow a guide? Maybe not!

So I put on my hat, (I don’t look like a twat)

Never think about that, i’de be shot! 

  
With my bike streaking past, (it is rather fast)

I hang on to For the last bit of speed

As I kick down a gear, the scream that I hear 

Is my brain full of fear, I just pee’d

  
Now my ditty was fun, as I sit in the sun

With my coffee cup done, I lament

But again I must plan, as a fully grown man

To continue this ode, or just vent!

  
An angry young chap, and a head full of crap

I try to unwrap what’s been done

But the doctors all said, that my future ahead

Will be scattered with dread, oh what fun! 

  
So read this with rye, as I say my goodbye

I go out on a high in a while

As I look at myself, from the top of the shelf

I will bid you good health, with a smile 🙂