Attention!!

I love the attention and oh! did I mention my penchant for trolling the haters? You see my extension may cause some contention. Don’t mention reluctant debaters.

I stand here accusing, (albeit amusing) some folk who are using my writing, to cuckhold a meaning, whilst feathers are preening, they’re seemingly up for some fighting.

If I had a quid for each poem that I did I would skid headfirst straight into hardship. So I write what I like, with no meaning to strike. Are those spiked ambiguities worth it?